Dispatch: Huge Breakthrough For Women–Entertainment Company Hires Female GM
Everyone can agree, the one industry that has shut women out of the executive ranks is the entertainment industry. (more…)
Dispatch: Trainwreck Watching Is Becoming The Newest And Hottest Spectator Sport
Can there be anything more exciting than watching somebody try to beat a train to the tracks? No. In person there could not be (more…)
Dispatch: Local Mail Carrier Hailed As Hero By Area Residents In PA Town
It’s no shocker to us up here in Orbit, but they caught another mail carrier throwing away mail. The Feds raided the guy’s house (more…)
Dispatch: Back From Hiatus Grand Reopening Sales Extravaganza
Okay, we’re back from hiatus again. We thought it was going to be smooth sailing, but then (more…)
Dispatch: Fireworks In Eugene, U-Haul Truck Fire, You Can’t Make This Sh*T Up
A guy in Eugene threw some lighted fireworks at a woman he was having a dispute with (more…)
Dispatch: It Ain’t A Party Till Somebody’s Leg Gets Blown Off
A Georgia man and his pals packed a lawn mower full of an explosive called tannerite. It's impossible to know (more…)
Dispatch: Gender Reveal Party Reveals Low Collective I.Q. Of Participants
A cadre of morons in Brevard County Florida managed to ignite a 10 acre brush fire with explosives (more…)
Dispatch: Feeble Detroit Memorial Escalated To Protest By Media Hacks
It's a mystery to me why someone at the Detroit News decided to run a report about an impromptu memorial (more…)
Dispatch: Teaching Assistant Goes Gangsta Upstate. It’s Going Down…
Corporal punishment used to be an integral part of the educational process. (more…)
Dispatch: You Gotta Pick Your Mom Up From The Hospital At 2:00 PM
The headline is obvious click-bait: “Giant inflatable colon on display, today only, (more…)