Dispatch: Fireworks In Eugene, U-Haul Truck Fire, You Can’t Make This Sh*T Up
A guy in Eugene threw some lighted fireworks at a woman he was having a dispute with (more…)
Dispatch: It Ain’t A Party Till Somebody’s Leg Gets Blown Off
A Georgia man and his pals packed a lawn mower full of an explosive called tannerite. It's impossible to know (more…)
Dispatch: Gender Reveal Party Reveals Low Collective I.Q. Of Participants
A cadre of morons in Brevard County Florida managed to ignite a 10 acre brush fire with explosives (more…)
Dispatch: Feeble Detroit Memorial Escalated To Protest By Media Hacks
It's a mystery to me why someone at the Detroit News decided to run a report about an impromptu memorial (more…)
Dispatch: Teaching Assistant Goes Gansta Upstate. It’s Going Down…
Corporal punishment used to be an integral part of the educational process. (more…)
Dispatch: You Gotta Pick Your Mom Up From The Hospital At 2:00 PM
The headline is obvious click-bait: “Giant inflatable colon on display, today only, (more…)
Dispatch: Man Banned From Walmart For Fake Handicap Tag Or Something
You see what happens, Larry, when journalists are not expected to read, think critically, or have any curiosity (more…)
Dispatch: Woman Accused Of Abusing 911 Pleads Insanity
Things seem to be getting a little out of hand in Washington Township, Ohio. (more…)
Dispatch: “I Was Pretty Angry,” Said The Owner Of One Of The Bullet Riddled Cars
Somebody shot up a couple cars in Albuquerque in a neighborhood behind a Home Depot. (more…)
Dispatch: Mom On Heroin Passes Out On I-4 With Kids In Car
A Deltona Florida resident herded her family into a minivan and took off for South Carolina. (more…)