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Dispatch: Huge Breakthrough For Women–Entertainment Company Hires Female GM

Orbit November 13, 2020 Dispatch: Huge Breakthrough For Women–Entertainment Company Hires Female GM2020-11-13T16:03:24-08:00 Dispatches From Orbit
Everyone can agree, the one industry that has shut women out of the executive ranks is the entertainment industry. (more…)
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Dispatch: Trainwreck Watching Is Becoming The Newest And Hottest Spectator Sport

Orbit October 27, 2020 Dispatch: Trainwreck Watching Is Becoming The Newest And Hottest Spectator Sport2020-10-30T09:33:55-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
Can there be anything more exciting than watching somebody try to beat a train to the tracks? No. In person there could not be (more…)
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Dispatch: Local Mail Carrier Hailed As Hero By Area Residents In PA Town

Orbit October 22, 2020 Dispatch: Local Mail Carrier Hailed As Hero By Area Residents In PA Town2020-10-22T22:09:59-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
It’s no shocker to us up here in Orbit, but they caught another mail carrier throwing away mail. The Feds raided the guy’s house (more…)
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Dispatch: Back From Hiatus Grand Reopening Sales Extravaganza

Orbit October 1, 2020 Dispatch: Back From Hiatus Grand Reopening Sales Extravaganza2020-10-23T10:45:57-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
Okay, we’re back from hiatus again. We thought it was going to be smooth sailing, but then (more…)
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Dispatch: Fireworks In Eugene, U-Haul Truck Fire, You Can’t Make This Sh*T Up

Orbit April 8, 2020 Dispatch: Fireworks In Eugene, U-Haul Truck Fire, You Can’t Make This Sh*T Up2020-08-08T11:50:26-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
A guy in Eugene threw some lighted fireworks at a woman he was having a dispute with (more…)
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Dispatch: It Ain’t A Party Till Somebody’s Leg Gets Blown Off

Orbit April 1, 2020 Dispatch: It Ain’t A Party Till Somebody’s Leg Gets Blown Off2020-08-18T20:27:46-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
A Georgia man and his pals packed a lawn mower full of an explosive called tannerite. It's impossible to know (more…)
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Dispatch: Gender Reveal Party Reveals Low Collective I.Q. Of Participants

Orbit March 31, 2020 Dispatch: Gender Reveal Party Reveals Low Collective I.Q. Of Participants2020-10-28T12:17:07-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
A cadre of morons in Brevard County Florida managed to ignite a 10 acre brush fire with explosives (more…)
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Dispatch: Feeble Detroit Memorial Escalated To Protest By Media Hacks

Orbit March 16, 2020 Dispatch: Feeble Detroit Memorial Escalated To Protest By Media Hacks2020-04-20T08:33:56-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
It's a mystery to me why someone at the Detroit News decided to run a report about an impromptu memorial (more…)
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Dispatch: Teaching Assistant Goes Gangsta Upstate. It’s Going Down…

Orbit March 9, 2020 Dispatch: Teaching Assistant Goes Gangsta Upstate. It’s Going Down…2020-10-29T14:14:16-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
Corporal punishment used to be an integral part of the educational process. (more…)
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Dispatch: You Gotta Pick Your Mom Up From The Hospital At 2:00 PM

Orbit March 5, 2020 Dispatch: You Gotta Pick Your Mom Up From The Hospital At 2:00 PM2020-04-22T10:14:13-07:00 Dispatches From Orbit
The headline is obvious click-bait: “Giant inflatable colon on display, today only, (more…)
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