Dispatch: Another Confusing Day In The “News” Featuring Urine Facials, A Trans Playboy Model, And “Kneelers”
Oh no. NO. Now they’re just fucking with you. Of course, it’s The Sun over there on dot UK. It’s not like you could go lower on the journalistic scale…
Dispatch: Man Beating Supermarket Employee With Loaf Of French Bread Arrested
Now here’s a feel-good story if there ever was one. SF Chron headline: “Police: Supermarket employee beaten with baguette by local man.” This one is close to my heart (more…)
Dispatch: Pope Sustains Head Injury In Popemobile Then Blasts Climate Deniers From Papal Plane
Here’s a pretty whack headline for you: “Pope blasts climate change doubters: cites moral duty to act.” Okay first of all, do we need to know what the Pope thinks…
Next Embedding Test
Alright, we're learning how to embed video and flow text around it. As soon as the eggs come out of the ice water, peel off the shells. The eggs are…
EMBEDDING TEST
TEST PAGE This is just a test page I'm using. No telling what will turn up here And the uniforms should all be one color. That guy with the…
Dispatch: Dallas Purple Taco Caper Solved Three Minutes After Attaining Orbit
Alright, I don't know why it falls upon us here in Orbit to explain the obvious to people, but once again we hadda step in. First we see the Newsweek…
Dispatch: Hillary And Chelsea In Fatal Boating Accident. Is One DOA, One in ICU?
Hillary and Chelsea killed in boating accident? Yeah, it’s always been my contention when a headline asks a question, the answer is invariably “no.” Now I’ve done it with my…
Dispatch: Reality Is Now Old Sci-Fi
A friend of mine made some remark about the Drudge Report. I told him, "I go to Drudge whenever I want to scare the shit out of myself." Like today’s…
Dispatch: News Story Made For A Sexist, Racist Comedian
Zergnet is a breathless fanboy commercial blog, mostly about celebrities. I saw a story there today about an actor they claim has a “shady side.” I wish the mainstream media…
Dispatch: Assange Takes It To The Next Level
Recently, I saw a photo of Julian Assange online. He’s a dead ringer for Bill Maher. However you spell his name. It isn’t worth me looking it up. You know…