DNA Analysis Shows Series Of Abandoned Infants Related To Each Other
How would you like to find a buried treasure in your back yard? You would, wouldn't you? (more…)
California To Reconstruct All Schools And Child Care Facilities Into Prison-Like Cells
We think the Governor of California has an extra dashing haircut. He's got great suits. (more…)
Was Teen-Choking Kentucky Doctor Part Of Violent Feuding Cult?
There's a terrific but confused story out of Kentucky today about a doctor went all swaggering badass on some teenage girls (more…)
Egg Salad News: Purina’s Mind-Numbing Response To Our Letter
Yeah, okay, from egg salad to dog food might seem like a stretch, but it's food, dammit. (more…)
Muncie Man Having Trouble Getting Along With Others, Machete Involved
Alright, on the surface you'd think this was a pretty simple thing and if that's what you think, you're wrong. (more…)
Man Making Cannabis Oil Blows Up Apartment Building, Hilarity Ensues
Everything seemed to be going just fine and then the shit hit the fan. (more…)
Christian Activist Wants To Sue Super Bowl For $867 Trillion. Because Why Not?
This is from an RT online report. RT is Russia Today, I think, without lifting a finger to verify that claim. (more…)
Man Wielding Table Leg Might Be Hot Prospect For The Altoona Curve
I was reading a story in the Altoona Mirror online about a guy beating another guy with a table leg. (more…)
DIY Investment Disaster Results In Rolling Sh*t Fit
Here's a fucking genius for you. Guy read a book titled “The Intelligent Investor.” (more…)
Egg Salad News: How To Make Flat Earth Coffee
As you know, the Egg Salad News is not just about egg salad. Nooo. (more…)