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PETA’s New Mascot, Climate Change Cow, Delivers Dire Warning

Orbit February 22, 2021 PETA’s New Mascot, Climate Change Cow, Delivers Dire Warning2021-02-22T15:28:07-08:00 News & Opinion
Typical of shrill animal rights activists, the sign is in ALL CAPS. But you have to admit, that’s quite a catchy slogan. (more…)
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Disturbing New Charlie Chaplin-Stan Laurel Information Comes To Light

Orbit December 7, 2020 Disturbing New Charlie Chaplin-Stan Laurel Information Comes To Light2020-12-18T17:04:19-08:00 News & Opinion
I don’t know how it started. Somewhere down in there I saw a description of a Stan Laurel movie from 1924 called West of Hot Dog. (more…)
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Cryptic Homicide Investigation May Involve Scary Egyptian Monster

Orbit November 10, 2020 Cryptic Homicide Investigation May Involve Scary Egyptian Monster2020-11-12T18:29:19-08:00 News & Opinion
In the old days, a homicide was a big deal to a reporter. GREAT SHRIEKING DOGAHEADS they might have exclaimed (more…)
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Barking Man Slapped Silly, Cutting Edge “Journalists” Baffled

Orbit October 9, 2020 Barking Man Slapped Silly, Cutting Edge “Journalists” Baffled2020-10-22T22:12:57-07:00 News & Opinion
It’s one of the oldest truths in reporting: Dog Bites Man is not news, but Man Bites Dog is. It’s a who-bites-whom world out there. (more…)
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The Mysterious Chelsea Clinton-Howdy Doody Connection Persists

Orbit October 1, 2020 The Mysterious Chelsea Clinton-Howdy Doody Connection Persists2020-11-17T15:26:35-08:00 News & Opinion
Ah yes, this is your proverbial story that won’t go away, ongoing plastic surgery notwithstanding.  (more…)
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DNA Analysis Shows Series Of Abandoned Infants Related To Each Other

Orbit April 17, 2020 DNA Analysis Shows Series Of Abandoned Infants Related To Each Other2020-08-18T20:21:08-07:00 News & Opinion
How would you like to find a buried treasure in your back yard? You would, wouldn't you? (more…)
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California To Reconstruct All Schools And Child Care Facilities Into Prison-Like Cells

Orbit April 15, 2020 California To Reconstruct All Schools And Child Care Facilities Into Prison-Like Cells2020-08-08T14:45:26-07:00 News & Opinion
We think the Governor of California has an extra dashing haircut. He's got great suits. (more…)
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Was Teen-Choking Kentucky Doctor Part Of Violent Feuding Cult?

Orbit April 9, 2020 Was Teen-Choking Kentucky Doctor Part Of Violent Feuding Cult?2020-10-04T22:07:54-07:00 News & Opinion
There's a terrific but confused story out of Kentucky today about a doctor went all swaggering badass on (more…)
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Egg Salad News: Purina’s Mind-Numbing Response To Our Letter

Orbit March 24, 2020 Egg Salad News: Purina’s Mind-Numbing Response To Our Letter2020-03-26T13:05:54-07:00 News & Opinion
Yeah, okay, from egg salad to dog food might seem like a stretch, but it's food, dammit. (more…)
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Muncie Man Having Trouble Getting Along With Others, Machete Involved

Orbit March 21, 2020 Muncie Man Having Trouble Getting Along With Others, Machete Involved2020-07-23T23:05:45-07:00 News & Opinion
Alright, on the surface you'd think this was a pretty simple thing and if that's what you think, you're wrong. (more…)
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