Mr. Beast’s Public Oral Fixation Is Ruining The Internet (With Graphs)
Who is Mr. Beast? We don't know and we don't want to know. All the energy we expend on this post will be focused on (more…)
We Are Forced By Covidstances To Provide Terrible Customer Support
Any company, governmental, or institutional office you call these days you get the same rambling, self-serving (more…)
Breaking Planetary News: The Gutenberg Rolodex Has Been Found
It’s now been confirmed the actual all-original first edition copy of Gutenberg’s Rolodex has been discovered (more…)
You Should Be Very Alarmed If A Stranger Asks If His Ear Is Bleeding
This is how I've become. If I were in some public place, yeah, let's say the mask thing is over, or never happened or something. (more…)
PETA’s New Mascot, Climate Change Cow, Delivers Dire Warning
Typical of shrill animal rights activists, the sign is in ALL CAPS. But you have to admit, that’s quite a catchy slogan. (more…)
Disturbing New Charlie Chaplin-Stan Laurel Information Comes To Light
I don’t know how it started. Somewhere down in there I saw a description of a Stan Laurel movie from 1924 called West of Hot Dog. (more…)
Cryptic Homicide Investigation May Involve Scary Egyptian Monster
In the old days, a homicide was a big deal to a reporter. GREAT SHRIEKING DOGAHEADS they might have exclaimed (more…)
Barking Man Slapped Silly, Cutting Edge “Journalists” Baffled
It’s one of the oldest truths in reporting: Dog Bites Man is not news, but Man Bites Dog is. It’s a who-bites-whom world out there. (more…)
The Mysterious Chelsea Clinton-Howdy Doody Connection Persists
Ah yes, this is your proverbial story that won’t go away, ongoing plastic surgery notwithstanding. (more…)
DNA Analysis Shows Series Of Abandoned Infants Related To Each Other
How would you like to find a buried treasure in your back yard? You would, wouldn't you? (more…)