PETA’s New Mascot, Climate Change Cow, Delivers Dire Warning
Typical of shrill animal rights activists, the sign is in ALL CAPS. But you have to admit, that’s quite a catchy slogan. (more…)
Disturbing New Charlie Chaplin-Stan Laurel Information Comes To Light
I don’t know how it started. Somewhere down in there I saw a description of a Stan Laurel movie from 1924 called West of Hot Dog. (more…)
Cryptic Homicide Investigation May Involve Scary Egyptian Monster
In the old days, a homicide was a big deal to a reporter. GREAT SHRIEKING DOGAHEADS they might have exclaimed (more…)
Barking Man Slapped Silly, Cutting Edge “Journalists” Baffled
It’s one of the oldest truths in reporting: Dog Bites Man is not news, but Man Bites Dog is. It’s a who-bites-whom world out there. (more…)
The Mysterious Chelsea Clinton-Howdy Doody Connection Persists
Ah yes, this is your proverbial story that won’t go away, ongoing plastic surgery notwithstanding. (more…)
DNA Analysis Shows Series Of Abandoned Infants Related To Each Other
How would you like to find a buried treasure in your back yard? You would, wouldn't you? (more…)
California To Reconstruct All Schools And Child Care Facilities Into Prison-Like Cells
We think the Governor of California has an extra dashing haircut. He's got great suits. (more…)
Was Teen-Choking Kentucky Doctor Part Of Violent Feuding Cult?
There's a terrific but confused story out of Kentucky today about a doctor went all swaggering badass on (more…)
Egg Salad News: Purina’s Mind-Numbing Response To Our Letter
Yeah, okay, from egg salad to dog food might seem like a stretch, but it's food, dammit. (more…)
Muncie Man Having Trouble Getting Along With Others, Machete Involved
Alright, on the surface you'd think this was a pretty simple thing and if that's what you think, you're wrong. (more…)