Classic mullet on presumed male human.On May 20 of This Year Of Our Insanity, 2021, The Sun published a piece called “BLAST FROM THE PAST American men are ready for MULLETS to make an official comeback.” Then on May 25th, Dispatches From Orbit logo.Fox News ran a story, “Kim Jong Un bans mullets, skinny jeans fearing their capitalist allure.” Coincidence? We think not.

Lots of unnecessary clothing manufactured and purchased.

Buzzcuts. Uniforms. That’s what America needs. Or, I don’t know about your fucking state, but this is exactly what California needs. And they’re working on it.Kim Jong Un, heartthrob.

Lots of unnecessary clothing manufactured and purchased. Waste of money. Uniforms would be cheap. You only need a couple three. And we don’t need all these fucking hair products. Or makeup. Makeup is ridiculous. It’s the essence of dissimulation.

It’s stupefying. It’s an embarrassment. It’s a disgrace.

Think of all the money wasted on clothing, makeup, and hair. It’s stupefying. It’s an embarrassment. It’s a disgrace. All that wasted money could go into trans operations, free psychoactive drugs, and the ham-fisted administration of the homeless.

Yugo, a classic state manufactured utilitarian car.A person should be happy with a utilitarian state manufactured car.

And there should only be one kind of car, and one kind of truck. A person should be happy with a utilitarian state manufactured car. Like a Yugo. Sure, Yugos were shitty cars, but they were cheap. Which, you know, a society should take into its collective consideration.

If everyone looked the same, everyone would BE the same.

In a workers’ society, there’s no need for ostentation. If everybody looked the sameGuy in the black uniform needs to get with the pogrom. and had the same shit, there would be no discrimination. Wearing jewelry should be a shooting offense. As should tattoos. If everyone looked the same, everyone would BE the same.

Utilitarian hat for a utilitarian society.And the uniforms should all be one color. That guy with the black uniform needs to get with the pogrom.

BTW: You only need one kind of hat in a utilitarian society.

And one size WILL fit all.

M. Nick

Notes and Acknowledgements:

The Sun story is absurd, but here it is if you want to check it out.

Here’s the Fox News report: “Kim Jong Un bans mullets, skinny jeans fearing their capitalist allure: reports”

Thanks and tip of the chateau to Walter Alter for shooting us the link to the Sun mullet story. Walter is batshit insane, but very likable. You can confirm that at WalterAlter.com.

Yeah yeah, we know it’s “chapeau,” not “chateau.” It was a joke. We don’t know if you’ve figured it out or not, but we’re not serious about much here in Orbit. So try to keep up, wouldja?

Over the years, Kim’s style has mellowed to the point he is now widely acknowledged as a crooner. Our favorite of his tunes, however, will always be Gangnam Style.

Kim performing Gangnam Style.