Dispatch: Yeah, Well We Don’t Need Mullets In The United States, Either
On May 20 of This Year Of Our Insanity, 2021, The Sun published a piece called “BLAST FROM THE PAST American men are ready for MULLETS to make an official comeback.” Then on May 25th, Fox News ran a story, “Kim Jong Un bans mullets, skinny jeans fearing their capitalist allure.” Coincidence? We think not.
Lots of unnecessary clothing manufactured and purchased.
Lots of unnecessary clothing manufactured and purchased. Waste of money. Uniforms would be cheap. You only need a couple three. And we don’t need all these fucking hair products. Or makeup. Makeup is ridiculous. It’s the essence of dissimulation.
It’s stupefying. It’s an embarrassment. It’s a disgrace.
Think of all the money wasted on clothing, makeup, and hair. It’s stupefying. It’s an embarrassment. It’s a disgrace. All that wasted money could go into trans operations, free psychoactive drugs, and the ham-fisted administration of the homeless.
And there should only be one kind of car, and one kind of truck. A person should be happy with a utilitarian state manufactured car. Like a Yugo. Sure, Yugos were shitty cars, but they were cheap. Which, you know, a society should take into its collective consideration.
If everyone looked the same, everyone would BE the same.
In a workers’ society, there’s no need for ostentation. If everybody looked the same and had the same shit, there would be no discrimination. Wearing jewelry should be a shooting offense. As should tattoos. If everyone looked the same, everyone would BE the same.
BTW: You only need one kind of hat in a utilitarian society.
And one size WILL fit all.
Notes and Acknowledgements:
The Sun story is absurd, but here it is if you want to check it out.
Here’s the Fox News report: “Kim Jong Un bans mullets, skinny jeans fearing their capitalist allure: reports”
Thanks and tip of the chateau to Walter Alter for shooting us the link to the Sun mullet story. Walter is batshit insane, but very likable. You can confirm that at WalterAlter.com.
Yeah yeah, we know it’s “chapeau,” not “chateau.” It was a joke. We don’t know if you’ve figured it out or not, but we’re not serious about much here in Orbit. So try to keep up, wouldja?
Over the years, Kim’s style has mellowed to the point he is now widely acknowledged as a crooner. Our favorite of his tunes, however, will always be Gangnam Style.