Is this website safe for work?

We don’t use photos, gifs, or videos showing inappropriate images, but the reason we might be Not Safe For Work is the profanity, of which we use a lot. We like profanity. We think it’s healthy. We think it’s funny. Oh, and there might be an occasional inappropriate sexual situation but we would approach it circumspectly. There won’t be any explicit content here. Well, okay, there is a little bit here and there…

NSFW?
How some people react to NSFW content.

But again, there’s lots of profanity here in Orbit. We try to keep it out of the titles, but for pull quotes, we can’t make any guarantees. Plus, it sorta depends on how closely your boss or coworker is looking over your shoulder. If anybody can actually read the text of an Orbit post you’re reading, then yeah, NSFW.

If you don’t like profanity or the occasional reference to explicit material, maybe you want to seek alternative websites to attend to. Here’s one for you now. We haven’t explored this website from here in Orbit, but we bet if you poke around enough you’ll be able to find photos of the diaper Mitt Romney wears, and maybe even photos of him wearing one. Conjecture here in Orbit is he probably looks pretty dashing.

And, if you have any complaints, just dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.com

Guy falling out of his chair in reaction to NSFW content.Notes: We suspect we got the animated GIF of the guy breaking the keyboard over his knee on giphy.com. The animated GIF of a guy wailing on some shit was chopped out of an excellent video by kmlkmljkl titled: “slap.” The chopped section here is just the last four seconds of the video but you want to watch the whole video to see what leads up to this. We got the animated GIF of the guy falling out of his chair in reaction to NSFW content on gifbin.com but there’s no attribution.