Is this website safe for work?

We don’t use photos, gifs, or videos showing inappropriate images, but the reason we might be Not Safe For Work is the profanity, of which we use a lot. We like profanity. We think it’s healthy. We think it’s funny. Oh, and there might be an occasional inappropriate sexual situation but we would approach it circumspectly. There won’t be any explicit content here. Well, okay, there is a little bit here and there…

NSFW?
How some people react to NSFW content.

But again, there’s lots of profanity here in Orbit. We try to keep it out of the titles, but for pull quotes, we can’t make any guarantees. Plus, it sorta depends on how closely your boss or coworker is looking over your shoulder. If anybody can actually read the text of an Orbit post you’re reading, then yeah, NSFW.

If you don’t like profanity or the occasional reference to explicit material, Guy falling out of his chair in reaction to NSFW content.maybe you want to seek alternative websites to attend to. Here’s one for you now. We haven’t explored this website from here in Orbit, but we bet if you poke around enough you’ll be able to find photos of the diaper Mitt Romney wears, and maybe even photos of him wearing one. Conjecture here in Orbit is he probably looks pretty dashing.

And, if you have any complaints, just dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.com

 One of our crew telling some idiot to eat shit.Over there to the left, depending on whether you’re standing on your head or not, is an animated GIF of one of our crew members taking a complaint call.

Notes: We suspect we got the animated GIF of the guy breaking the keyboard over his knee on GIPHY.COM. We got the animated GIF of the guy falling out of his chair in reaction to NSFW content on GIFBIN.COM but there’s no attribution. At least we couldn’t find any. We got the crew member dealing with a complaint GIF from GIPHY.COM. There’s no end o’ fun over there at GIPHY.COM.